so let's talk penis.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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