At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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