Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
