ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have fence marks all over my body
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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