her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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