But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
