Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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