IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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