Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
