return my video game
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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