do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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