I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Randomize
