My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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