Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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