I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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