Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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