i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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