physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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