i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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