What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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