Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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