if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Pants are for mortals
The cops high fived after they tackled you
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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