I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I don't think brook has ever known best
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize