Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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