Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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