my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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