I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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