Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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