Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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