this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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