Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I don't deserve a penis
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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