David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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