I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
