I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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