but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
this just has baby written all over it
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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