im gay
i know
yea but for you.
where am i from again
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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