listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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