She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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