sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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