Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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