turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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