it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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