Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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