This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize