And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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