She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
