she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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