my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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