I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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