thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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