doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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