No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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