we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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