JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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