never play flip cup with pint glasses
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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